Mon travail pour l’office du tourisme

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Mon travail pour l’office du tourisme

Je suis parti l’espace d’un week-end, feuille blanche et crayon en main, voir à quoi ressemblait le Finistère en plein mois d’Octobre… Oui, oui vous me direz qu’il n’y a pas beaucoup de changement entre les saisons dans cette foutue contrée pluvieuse. Que la dictature du beurre est toujours là, que les températures sont toujours inférieures à 5 degrés la nuit , et que le short est toujours un vêtement non recommandable là bas… Certes, mais voici ce que j’ai quand même repéré comme différences fondamentales entre Juillet et aujourd’hui.

 

1. Les plages sont plus désertes qu’à leur habitude

2. Les algues s’amoncellent et remodèlent la plage en massifs montagneux puants

3. Les urinoirs publics ne reçoivent plus leurs habituels millions de litres de pisse sur la gueule.

4. Les chiens sont interdits les jours de pleine lune

5. Les naturistes qui se faisaient bronzer la merguez sont rentrés en naturisterie (oui oui le pays des naturistes)

6. L’eau claire, bleu super chloré des campings a subitement pris une couleur verdâtre. (ou peut-être que des gros dégueulasses ont chiés leurs épinards juste avant de partir)

7. Les couples de retraités s’achètent les mêmes habits

8. Les mouettes ont remplacées les courageux touristes dans l’eau. (eh oui, ça peut paraitre fou mais elles n’ont pas de combi)

9. Les hortensias, seules fleurs pouvant supporter ce climat ingrat, ont définitivement rendus l’âme.

10. Les vélos se suicident (par noyade)

 

Voila tout ça pour dire qu’on est foutrement bien emmitouflé dans nos blousons *, le vent nous fouettant la gueule et la vue dégagée des enfoirés de touristes  comme moi.

 

* OLOW (une publicité cachée, ça fait jamais de mal)

– Pour déclarer mon amour, je m’y prend toujours mal –

Interview réalisée par Valentin Porcher
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  4. Indicate the reason for the return at the bottom of the order details and click on “Request a return”. You can track your return request in the “Returns” section of the “My purchases” section.

  5. Once your return request has been validated by our team, all you have to do is stick your pre-paid label (provided at the time of delivery) on the package, insert the completed returns form in the parcel and drop it off at a Mondial Relay point.

How can I return my package (International online returns)

International return packages are at the customer’s expense (including cost of shipment by the chosen carrier, customs & duties, taxes, etc.)

To return your parcel, it is very simple :

  1. Go to “My account”, in the “My purchases” section,

  2. In the list of your orders, select your order,

  3. If your order is eligible for return, please tick each product you wish to return. If a product has been ordered in several copies, you can indicate the quantity to be returned.

  4. Indicate the reason for the return at the bottom of the order details and click on “Request a return”. You can track your return request in the “Returns” section of the “My purchases” section.

  5. Once your return request has been validated by our team, simply download the return form and place it in your package. 

  6. Send your package to the address indicated on the return form.

Want to make a return request with a guest account?

It's very simple : Send us a message via the “Contact us” link in the footer of the home page of the olow.fr website. Select “Customer Service” then indicate your order reference, the items you wish to return and whether you wish to request a refund, credit note or exchange.

How long does it take to get my money back once my package has been sent?

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Is it possible to return my item in the shop?

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Free delivery from November 24 to December 24 for France and European Union countries. 

And until Christmas, take advantage of free exchanges and returns for 60 days.

Prices and delivery times

Shipping cost

Free delivery from November 24 to December 24 

Delivery time

2-4 working days

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Ukraine. 

Shipping cost

Free delivery from November 24 to December 24 

Delivery time

4-7 working days

Andorra, Belarus, Croatia, Iceland, Monaco, Norway, Russia, Turkey, United Kingdom, Switzerland. 

Shipping cost

Home delivery: €18

Free delivery for orders over €200

Delivery time

5-8 working days

Returns

You have received your order but the product does not suit you?

Until Christmas, take advantage of free exchanges and returns for 60 days. 

The items must not have been worn, washed or damaged and must be returned in their original packaging, in perfect condition for resale.

How do I return my package from France?

Return shipping from France is free via Mondial Relay.

To return your parcel, it is very simple :

  1. Go to “My account”, in the “My purchases” section,

  2. In the list of your orders, select your order,

  3. If your order is eligible for return, please tick each product you wish to return. If a product has been ordered in several copies, you can indicate the quantity to be returned.

  4. Indicate the reason for the return at the bottom of the order details and click on “Request a return”. You can track your return request in the “Returns” section of the “My purchases” section.

  5. Once your return request has been validated by our team, all you have to do is stick your pre-paid label (provided at the time of delivery) on the package, insert the completed returns form in the parcel and drop it off at a Mondial Relay point.

How can I return my package (International online returns)

International return packages are at the customer’s expense (including cost of shipment by the chosen carrier, customs & duties, taxes, etc.)

To return your parcel, it is very simple :

  1. Go to “My account”, in the “My purchases” section,

  2. In the list of your orders, select your order,

  3. If your order is eligible for return, please tick each product you wish to return. If a product has been ordered in several copies, you can indicate the quantity to be returned.

  4. Indicate the reason for the return at the bottom of the order details and click on “Request a return”. You can track your return request in the “Returns” section of the “My purchases” section.

  5. Once your return request has been validated by our team, simply download the return form and place it in your package. 

  6. Send your package to the address indicated on the return form.

Want to make a return request with a guest account?

It's very simple : Send us a message via the “Contact us” link in the footer of the home page of the olow.fr website. Select “Customer Service” then indicate your order reference, the items you wish to return and whether you wish to request a refund, credit note or exchange.

How long does it take to get my money back once my package has been sent?

Refunds will be made within 10 days of receipt of your items and automatically to the account associated with the credit card used for payment or to the Paypal account used for payment.

Is it possible to return my item in the shop?

No, for all internet orders, returns can only be made to the address mentioned below.</p

Stock AZ-OLOW
Rue du Nauron,
79180 Chauray

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What can I do if my item has a defect?

We take great care in the manufacture and finishing of our products. However, if you wish to report a manufacturing defect on a product, we invite you to contact our customer service by the "Contact us" link at the bottom of our site page.

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